the wonderful wizard of OZ...
I hope that tune is now cemented in your mind for the rest of the day. :) I have such an ODD sense of humor in the mornings. OK mornings that I'm awake, dressed, hair brushed, and in a halfway right mind... I said HALFWAY...
Any who in T-minus 59 minutes I will be on my way to KS! Here I come GARNETT! This is the first time in my life I will have ever set foot on KS soil. Odd isn't it. When I was a little girl we had a flight delay and where in Wichita for awhile, but we never got out of the plane. Da plane, Da plane... (no I never watched Fantasy Island. I just love that part) See I do have an odd sense of humor in the mornings...
Yesterday was, hmmm was... Well late in the afternoon I decided to go to our chiropractor (which have you ever thought about how much they make while on the table? I did yesterday... it's amazing the things that go through my mind in a day) ANYWAY I finished there and went to a quilt shop and Tuesday Morning, then on to SAM's to do some Christmas shopping and to have the tires changed. Our old ones where starting to crack so we thought it best to get them done before something bad happened. Anyway if I just would have been a little more on the ball I wouldn't have seemed so ummm like a woman? I know I know... and don't anyone PLEASE take offense. Anyway here's how it all went down.
Me: HI :) I need to get my tires changed on my Yukon. Changed out... umm I don't know...
Tire Guy: OK... did you bring the tires with you?
Me: No, I just ment I needed new ones put on... and I don't want the really expensive ones but I don't want the cheapest ones either....
Him: OHHHH OK (note the OHHHH was a poor pathetic woman doesn't know a thing so I'll have to talk slow and like she's 2... it was THAT kind of an OHHH)
Him:Ok now do you want all four done?
Me: umm Yes... (thinking... isn't that a given?)
Him: OK... now here's a hard question... do you want white lettering in or out?
Me: In (at this point I would normally be getting ticked... I just wasn't myself... I was hungry, hot, and tired.)
Him: OK now here's another hard question. What color is it?
Me:Well they call is sand, but I don't think it really looks like sand, more like a golden color, Not like a sand color at all. So I guess gold?
Him: I only have a limited color range... we'll go with Gold. OK we're almost done here... What's the year?
Me: umm a 2004
Him: What size are they?
Me: Ummmm oh ummmm (thinking I know this... I KNOW THIS!!!) I think... 260 or 265 70R17. (for the life of me I could remember for sure)
Him: OK here's the last hard question... What's the make and model?
Me:OH ummm (didn't I already tell him that it was a Yukon?) Oh ummm well it's a GMC Yukon.
Him: GREAT! those were the two perfect words I was looking for!
(Me:) I felt like I was melting right into the floor...
Him again: Now we'll call you when it's ready... OK? We'll announce your name on the loud speaker. OK?
Me: OK thank you. :) and I walked away...
Anyway all was well and I finally got on my way 2 hours later. I was still hot, hungry and tired. I just wasn't in the mood for Sams food yesterday.
Well I've rambled on long enough...
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